Along with its trusty swiss-army-chainsaw PERL!

BWA-ha-ha-haaa!

I’m not sure if these are the chortlings of hysteria or victory: I eventually resorted to a perl script with scrapes the wiki page every fifteen minutes and munges it into my static homepage. The carnage is quite astonishing, but it seems to work!

Work this week is somewhat tense since Andrew and Steve left, but mercifully quiet in other ways. everyone seems to be adapting to the one-big-office environment with a little time. Even Beck!

I should *really* go home now. Even if it’s not my night to cook, I am expected to actually be there to eat at some point.

*marches off chortling inanely*