Much brain-rot and unhelpful anxiety hath eventuated since last I did post here, but, to quote Megatron:
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As you can see here, I have recently done some extremely foolish things involving a font generator. At least, you will still be able to see the foolish things if I haven’t thought better of it and removed the script. If you can see the image, you may also be able to see that it’s dynamically generated in php.