A cheerful, and not-at-all anxious or paranoid post, from a Thorne who would never drink too much coffee on a Monday morning…
Don’t Google swine flu. Don’t think about Australia/NZ customs.
Don’t go reading upsetting articles about the likelihood of fresh terrorism.
Don’t look too closely at current economic trends, things must be turning around.
After all, it’s not like economic downturn will have any impact on Peak Oil, or Peak Food.
If you’re reading about Global Warming, don’t read anything that talks about Tipping Points.
Worried about Civil Liberties? Don’t be, this is 2009: We all know better than to foster Police States.
…no links today, because there’s nothing to link to. Move along citizen.
Killer bees!
Bees mysteriously becoming extinct! 😛
Almost forgot to not mention oceanic inversion. Nothing to see here. Go play tetris some more.
Oooh! I’m a different colour when I’m logged in! Cool!
Readheads will soon be extinct too 🙁
Oh, it ate my angle-bracket voice=”zim” angle-bracket tags. You’ll just have to re-read my comment and imagine those tags there. 🙂
Speaking of the bee die-off, I heard the other day that not only have they discovered it’s a parasite (germ?), but they’d developed a treatment and have started administering it to bee-hives in America.
I consider that good news (for breeds of domesticated Euro-honey bees, at any rate) but can’t be bothered citing links. Space is provided below should you wish to include your own links.
To get things back on-topic:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23391081-details/George+Orwell,+Big+Brother+is+watching+your+house/article.do
Bring-on the Hamageddon…