Target Market?

E has been known to browse eBay.

E: It’s a haunted gypsy mens jewelry(sic) penis enlargement spell! <archly> Do you think you need one? </archly>

Me: Do you think I need one?

E: No, not really.

Me: Then I don’t think I need one.

<pause>

Me: There’s spectacle, and there’s convenience, you know?

Of course, I needed the URL to write this, so I asked E for it… E sent it to me in a message entitled ‘I won’t ask why you want this’.

Today’s mindless blather brought to you by the common cold and the letter Mu.

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